I can see it now. GEOTUS takes the stage:
"Geetings. In the last ten minutes our SPECOPS teams have secured both Greenland and Canada. They will now be know as Orangeland and Gay North Dakota. I would like to thank our teams for their professionalism and courage.
That, and all you faggots can fuck off. As a matter of fact, I had my people slip something into Macrons latest drug delivery to Zelensky. A hot-shot as we called it in the hood. And me? I know hotshots. These are the best most leathal hotshots ever. Watch you ass cokeboys! I'm out. I'll send Vance up here to give you poopeaters the bird"
Not what I'm expecting. It is what I voted for.