CARNEY: "Mr. President, we are not going to be part of the USA and neither will Greenland."
GEOTUS: "That's a great idea, Mark. It's actually better if you guys take Greenland, and while you're at it, take Alaska too. Then do all the deals you want with China and others to Make Canada Great Again.""
CARNEY: "Oh, well, thank you for your understanding, Mr. President."
GEOTUS: "Sure thing, that sequence works out better for us. While you do that, we can focus on cutting off the British and Globalist influence over Canada, the US, and the Americas in general. Once we each do our own part, then we can move to the last step of integrating your new and revitalized Canada into the USA. State or US territory, we can figure out those details later."
CARNEY: "[open-mouthed silence]."
GEOTUS: "It's shocking I know, but it's going to be great! Did I mention that I'm looking for a new head of the FED?"