Rather than point out the inaccuracies of your psychosis induced rant let me just inform you I appreciate the giggle material and may speculate later as to where you get your "special" mushrooms
I shall switch over to semi-lurk mode now as there's some things I'm researching I want to be focused
Now you did it
I feel behooved to use that in conversation later
I'd like to nominate you for an award of some kind but the Pulitzer and the Nobel for Literature are unworthy of my respect. I'd like to nominate your post for "awesomesauce of the bread"
Perhaps the Urban Dictionary will pick up "schizopasta" so you may be immortalized and Webster's can suck it