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Anonymous ID: 99403a Jan. 22, 2026, 8:18 p.m. No.24160348   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>0357

>>24160333

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Thessalonians%204%3A17&version=NIV

 

Thessalonians 4:17

17 After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever.

 

Sounds like rapture to me.

>but the word

"caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air"

Anonymous ID: 99403a Jan. 22, 2026, 8:21 p.m. No.24160359   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>0361

>>24160357

No, on an Asian shit poster server.

>the cloud

is retarded marketing speak, by retards

>yes, you see, Jesus was actually a marketing liar bullshit artist using retarded terms for COMPUTOR SERVERS

 

>humanity in the air

literally no.

Anonymous ID: 99403a Jan. 22, 2026, 8:23 p.m. No.24160363   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>0371

>>24160361

>truth

I reject retarded marketing speak.

it's computor servers, that's all.

"Cloud" sucks.

I want everything on physical media, fuck off.

"cloud" literally means someone else's computor servers.

it's marketing speak for normies and it makes no sense.

also web tech sucks too.

Anonymous ID: 99403a Jan. 22, 2026, 8:27 p.m. No.24160373   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>24160371

>listen to him

>unless my HTML is shit, and you use the wrong web browser

>btw. Jesus is actually a spider in the evil web made by shit military

See, it makes no sense.