It is not an insurrection in MN until they unroll the overpass banners that say “welcome to the insurrection!” and have the color revolution t-shirts in size XXXL ready. Those are not scheduled until the next warm front because the coats cover the t-shirts and it’s too cold for getting a huge crowd of insurrectionists. They get time and a half plus hazard pay when it’s below 10 degrees F windchill. The insurrection budget office tightened things up because the daycares are not pulling in any cash.

>>24170489 Minneapolis is almost at the Crossroad of Destiny. But first comes the Signpost of Significance, pointing the way to the Rest Area of Revolution. Once there, they will be able to use the Vending Machines of Vengeance to stock up on essentials. After a quick visit to the Commodes of Communal Action, first a nap in the Parking Spaces of the Proletariat and then, and only then they are good to go! Back on the Interstate of International Resistance and it’s only 1 hour to the Buc-ees of Bravery exit.

>>24170506 I regret not taking a firm position on the implications of plastic straws, back when it really mattered.

the Juggalos have been activated for deployment to various hotspots. Faygo supplies dwindling but their resolve is undeniable.