Anonymous ID: d29dd1 Jan. 28, 2026, 8:52 p.m. No.24188788   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8801

The Australians aren't playing very nice with Melania's Movie.

Anon came across article saying in one cinema only one ticket was presold.

So anon asked grok to look into marketing in AUS and compare.

This is what Grok found.

 

In Australia specifically, however, the marketing appears to have been much more limited and not comprehensive at all:No reports mention targeted Australian TV ads, billboards, outdoor campaigns, or local media blitzes tied to the film.

Coverage from Australian outlets (e.g., news.com.au, 9News, AFR) focuses almost entirely on the poor pre-sale ticket numbers (e.g., just one pre-sale ticket sold across all Hoyts sessions nationwide, zero in many sessions/locations) and describes the local release as on track to "bomb" or be "humiliating."

The film is only in a limited number of screens (e.g., select Hoyts locations ~12, Palace ~6, Reading ~14), with major chains like Village and Event opting out entirely—no indication of aggressive local push to fill those gaps.

Any Australian promotion seems to have relied on the spillover from the global campaign (trailers, online buzz, Trump-related mentions), but it clearly didn't translate to demand here, with critics and media noting complete disinterest among local audiences.

 

Compared to other films, this was not on par—especially for Australia:For a typical documentary (even high-profile ones like those from Michael Moore or concert films), marketing is far more modest, often under $5-10 million globally, focused on niche audiences via targeted digital/social, festival buzz, or limited theatrical runs.

Blockbuster narrative features get big spends, but $35 million+ is outlier territory even for them in many markets—here it's treated as excessive for the genre.

In Australia, foreign films (especially non-blockbusters or politically charged docs) often get minimal localized marketing unless there's strong domestic appeal (e.g., no big Aussie stars, no cultural tie-in). This one got virtually none beyond basic cinema listings, leading to the dismal uptake despite the huge global budget.

 

Overall, the marketing was comprehensive and lavish on a global/US scale (arguably over-the-top, with some critics questioning motives like currying favor), but it was far from comprehensive in Australia—more like minimal or negligible localized effort—which aligns with the extremely poor early ticket sales reported there.

Anonymous ID: d29dd1 Jan. 28, 2026, 8:59 p.m. No.24188815   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>24188791

>In 2009, the Clinton Foundation stopped raising money from foreign governments

Both Julia Gillard and Keving Rudd were three year term prime ministers after 2010

both administration gave to Clinton Foundations (min. $10M each) and Clinton Global Initiative (suspected hundreds of millions as foreign aid)

Anonymous ID: d29dd1 Jan. 28, 2026, 9:08 p.m. No.24188851   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>24188820

>All going down in front of the Graduate Hotel where federal officers are suspected of staying.

Not far to go to work that day.

Finish breakfast, look out the window, look at fellow agents.

ask, Shall we go downstairs to work,

answer, yes, that's a splendid idea.

Anonymous ID: d29dd1 Jan. 28, 2026, 9:16 p.m. No.24188873   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8886

>>24188867

No, haven't had the opportunity, anon has been all over

the world, except the Americas.

It just hasn't habbened yet.

Anon is currently in a travel lull, setting up changes IRL

but next round of travels will be US bound.

Anonymous ID: d29dd1 Jan. 28, 2026, 9:22 p.m. No.24188894   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8910 >>8914

>>24188877

There are some good ol US cars converted, the older ones don't need to be by law

So the coolest thing you saw was a car?

I mean, yes, it's a bit like cuba for restorations

of old timers.

anon recently restored a 31 year old Kawasaki two stroke dirt bike,

had to get most parts out of the US, because

there aren't any here, and not even easy to get from Japan/

But there are US companies that reproduce the parts, not cheap, but available.

Anonymous ID: d29dd1 Jan. 28, 2026, 9:35 p.m. No.24188927   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8940

>>24188910

>the great white i saw while scuba diving

>at the great barrier reef was cool

KEK, this for sure didn't habben, Great Whites don't do tropical waters.

What you saw was a White Tip Reef Shark, relatively harmless.

 

>the 3 foot bat with huge balls was cool

Yes, they are cool, anons ex wife used to "rescue" the babies from the trees.

Anon had to invent 3 x pool poles stacked to get the little buggers

from the trees.

She swore they'd been abandoned, anon had the feeling

he was stealing their babies.

Anon built ex wifeanon a bat cage to rear them in.

They attracted the biggest pythons you've ever seen. anon had the wrestle them into bags

and remove them to the forest.

They shit on me all the time, and fuck , imagine the smell.

 

Yes, there are lots of good times in AUS, if only we could get rid of all politicians and just freeball life away.

Anonymous ID: d29dd1 Jan. 28, 2026, 9:37 p.m. No.24188933   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>24188914

>The kangaroo won

They do that, stupid creatures.

Ex wifeanon gave up looking for bats and now cares for abandoned joey kangaroos.

Don't ask me how she gets them from their mother,

anon doesn't even want to imagine it.

Anonymous ID: d29dd1 Jan. 28, 2026, 9:45 p.m. No.24188954   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8967

>>24188940

>Exmouth, Western Australia, to southern Queensland.

The Great Barrier Reef is in northern queensland,

anons bad if you meant the Western Australian reef, it is in colder southern waters.

But there are plenty of shark species all around the coast that will kill you.

And we haven't even got north enough to worry about crocodiles yet.

Anon has seen some big ones, reached out an touched a big boy gliding right past the fishing tinnie.

He could have swamped the boat easy.

Any anons are welcome to come play crocodiles in AUS with anon.

I will introduce you.