Mommy.

Yes sweety, what is it?

What is a gun free zone?

That's a place where the police shoot you to death for bearing arms.

The police can shoot people to death for bearing arms?

No honey, they will lie and say it was for another reason.

But why do they lie mommy?

Because they are trained to lie honey bumpkin, all cops are liars.

Mommy.

Yes snookims, what is it now?

What's the constitution?

Well honey, the constitution is the supreme law of the land.

Does the government obey the constitution?

Don't be silly darling, of course not. But we should be very thankful that they still have to pretend to do so. And be thankful especially for President Trump.

President Trump? Why mommy?

Oh silly you, because President Trump is based sweetheart, the greatest President ever. By far.

Mommy.

Yes sugar plum, what now.

Is it an act of war if another country's military came here and captured President Trump and blockaded our country?

Of course honeybun, don't be silly.

If it's an act of war, then why can president Trump do it to Venezuela without congress? Isn't that the supreme law of the land?

Yes darling, but President Trump is fighting an irregular war because the enemy has infiltrated our government and if he told congress what his plan was, congress would have leaked the plan to Venezuela and our troops could have been killed.

President Trump loves the troops?

Yes sweet pea, President Trump loves the troops very much.

Mommy.

Yes bunny boo, what now?

What is a Judeo Christian?

A Judeo Christian is a person who has been brainwashed honey.

Brainwashed?

Yes my little muffin. Brainwashed.