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agent oscar meyer slips one past heeb weenie
cia haz fuul fruntal dischaarg in frunt pope woody allen grand finale
austrian paiintur sphinctur stalkin victoruh's secret
make cheappur douchin great again moar
[Intro: Painty the Pirate & Kids]
Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain
I can't hear you
Aye, aye, Captain
Oh
[Chorus: Painty the Pirate, Kids, All]
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
SpongeBob SquarePants
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
SpongeBob SquarePants (Ready?)
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ah-hah, ha-ha-ha
Ah-hah, ha-ha-har