G'Mornin' Sam… Another Day at the Office.
>Maybe next time when you ain't home
>I'll break in!
When I was a kid, a friend of mine was the morning paperboy who was very hot for this one girl. So early one morning he broke into their house through a basement window while their family was on vacation. He made himself and ate breakfast, and also made 3 other plates for them too. Totally wacky and he ended up a major corporate executive.
Mornin' Ralph… Please pass the pre-weekend warmup Covfefe.