Samsquatch?
Phonefaggin, or I'd make it. Need a meme with "You came to a place where we don't even bother to type out KYS, and you expect us to ban bewbs?"
Sumpthin like that…
I gots em, but not on da fone.
Go check 3000 bread. Pretty sure that's wher it was posted first.
Assuming 5'4" on the shorter ones, six feet looks about right.