They're probably not even called clinton the nasty man eating aliens where they're from don't even have names like that and they probably just took on that name cos I looked up to my cousin named clinton at that time it's kind of like gaslighting which is a word they made up from a joke my grandpa did on me where he'd make me flick a big light switch for the vision impaired to turn on a kerosene lantern they did this so I couldn't trust anyone but I do trust God who I serve well and properly even though I'm blind just as prophesied truly I am a good person considering and I also don't believe in Barry soetero guaido cos I am the peoples champion and the true and proper leader of earth and a good singer I am Jesus cheers and God's blessings with us cheers xx

I am also the promised one and saviour of the world and humanity in all religions and generally a pretty funny guy and I have already seen to it across all aeons and timelines to entrust you with the truth and miracle of our eternal being and mostly I'm a very normal guy like you and I probably like you and hope we can be friends as long as you're good and honest and decent and even if you've fucked up it's okay cos I have too but God The Most High Being loves us very much

Now we have the majority and are fully empowered can we pls send the rescue teams to bring me home and give me a lift to work and also execute the justice against the fakers and meanies and nasty baddies plz thankyou cheers xx