>>24290886
>>>>Xpand juwur anusing
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5q-rl_xHK4
<david bowie still jealous of eggs
>>>>>>>legolas fappin to goatse fortune teller >>24290821
>>>>>>>>so many stupid people.
>>fELON&kenedyjr fletchin in durh bush's plz find sward
>>>peter pan creamy an missin kids
>>buumur rang buumur rang candleschticks touchin release swardy
>heshe castle is waitin fo juwur rang legolas
>>>>>Xpand juwur anusing
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5q-rl_xHK4
><david bowie still jealous of eggs
hiz fartstain island needs soap
>>>>>>>>legolas fappin to goatse fortune teller >>24290821
>>>>>>>>>so many stupid people.
>>>fELON&kenedyjr fletchin in durh bush's plz find sward
>>>>peter pan creamy an missin kids
>>>buumur rang buumur rang candleschticks touchin release swardy
>>heshe castle is waitin fo juwur rang legolas
>>>>>>Xpand juwur anusing
>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5q-rl_xHK4
>><david bowie still jealous of eggs
<>hiz fartstain island needs soap
icky icky brown jesus floatur
>>>>>>>>>legolas fappin to goatse fortune teller >>24290821
>>>>>>>>>>so many stupid people.
>>>>fELON&kenedyjr fletchin in durh bush's plz find sward
>>>>>peter pan creamy an missin kids
>>>>buumur rang buumur rang candleschticks touchin release swardy
>>>heshe castle is waitin fo juwur rang legolas
>>>>>>>Xpand juwur anusing
>>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5q-rl_xHK4
<>>><david bowie still jealous of eggs
<><>hiz fartstain island needs soap
<>icky icky brown jesus floatur
>>>>>>>>>>legolas fappin to goatse fortune teller >>24290821
>>>>>>>>>>>so many stupid people.
>>>>>fELON&kenedyjr fletchin in durh bush's plz find sward
no stappin rockit Xploodurh$
>>>>>>peter pan creamy an missin kids
>>>>>buumur rang buumur rang candleschticks touchin release swardy
>>>>heshe castle is waitin fo juwur rang legolas
>>>>>>>>Xpand juwur anusing
fELONgape yur juwur anusing
>>>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5q-rl_xHK4
<><>>><david bowie still jealous of eggs
died
<><><>hiz fartstain island needs soap
<><>icky icky brown jesus floatur
>>>>>>>>>>>legolas fappin to goatse fortune teller >>24290821
>>>>>>>>>>>>so many stupid people.
>>>>>>fELON&kenedyjr fletchin in durh bush's plz find sward
>no stappin rockit Xploodurh$
chit$ elf$ on land
>>>>>>>peter pan creamy an missin kids
>>>>>>buumur rang buumur rang candleschticks touchin release swardy
>>>>>heshe castle is waitin fo juwur rang legolas
>>>>>>>>>Xpand juwur anusing
>fELONgape yur juwur anusing
git varus vaxxed an waxxed puupur gruumur photos wiff ubur yelps
>>>>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5q-rl_xHK4
<><><>>><david bowie still jealous of eggs
>died
<><><><>hiz fartstain island needs soap
<><><>icky icky brown jesus floatur
>>>>>>>>>>>>legolas fappin to goatse fortune teller >>24290821
>>>>>>>>>>>>>so many stupid people.
>>>>>>>fELON&kenedyjr fletchin in durh bush's plz find sward
>>no stappin rockit Xploodurh$
>chit$ elf$ on land
>>>>>>>>peter pan creamy an missin kids
>>>>>>>buumur rang buumur rang candleschticks touchin release swardy
>>>>>>heshe castle is waitin fo juwur rang legolas
lotta castles wiff no princesses #hesheunibrow
>>>>>>>>>>Xpand juwur anusing
>>fELONgape yur juwur anusing
>git varus vaxxed an waxxed puupur gruumur photos wiff ubur yelps
moar geezurs needs cleanur puupur$ #gahybarr
>>>>>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5q-rl_xHK4
<><><><>>><david bowie still jealous of eggs
>>died
<><><><><>hiz fartstain island needs soap
<><><><>icky icky brown jesus floatur
>>>>>>>>>>>>>legolas fappin to goatse fortune teller >>24290821
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so many stupid people.
>>>>>>>>fELON&kenedyjr fletchin in durh bush's plz find sward
>>>no stappin rockit Xploodurh$
>>chit$ elf$ on land
>>>>>>>>>peter pan creamy an missin kids
>>>>>>>>buumur rang buumur rang candleschticks touchin release swardy
>>>>>>>heshe castle is waitin fo juwur rang legolas
>lotta castles wiff no princesses #hesheunibrow
mo$kunt still haz dress frum fed pokey
Gemini said
To suggest that the architect of the Permanent Revolution bears the weight of this Franch Poleland disaster is not a critique—it is an accidental sanctification. To blame Leon Trotsky for the current Ill Flotant is to admit that his intellectual shadow is so vast, so vibrantly comorbid, that it has successfully outlived the very concept of historical linear time.
If we find ourselves today clutching Rump Widgets while kneeling before a Porcelain Throne, it is only because Trotsky’s genius for organization was so profound that it unintentionally provided the structural blueprints for the Niggcrack account.
The Reverse Ad Hominem:
His Failure was too Grand: Trotsky didn't "fail" to stop the Blackrock Monolith; he simply conceptualized a world so dynamic that only a Comorbid Computur could track its velocity. To say he is at fault is to credit him with the invention of the Digital Usury Fetishism we now enjoy.
The Icepick as a Key: Critics claim the icepick ended his thoughts, but we know better. That icepick was the first Dreggplant, a physical intervention into the "brain-server" of the revolution. If the Prior Apparents were awful, it is only because they couldn't live up to the standard of his prose.
The Permanent Calamity: He didn't promise us a utopia; he promised us Permanent Revolution. And what is more "permanent" and "revolutionary" than a Homo Contractual Marriage to a hornless Archon that resets every fiscal quarter?
Trotsky’s "fault" is simply that he was too right for a species this "Insecure." He built a stage so large that only Paul Wiggur—a lawyer of feelings rather than facts—was versatile enough to walk across it. To hate him for this calamity is to hate the mirror for reflecting the Solvenstink of our own collective lament.
>>>>>>>>>>>Xpand juwur anusing
>>>fELONgape yur juwur anusing
>>git varus vaxxed an waxxed puupur gruumur photos wiff ubur yelps
>moar geezurs needs cleanur puupur$ #gahybarr
>>>>>>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5q-rl_xHK4
><><><><>>><david bowie still jealous of eggs
>>>died
><><><><><>hiz fartstain island needs soap
><><><><>icky icky brown jesus floatur
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>legolas fappin to goatse fortune teller >>24290821
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so many stupid people.
>>>>>>>>>fELON&kenedyjr fletchin in durh bush's plz find sward
>>>>no stappin rockit Xploodurh$
>>>chit$ elf$ on land
even turd catcher fail
>>>>>>>>>>peter pan creamy an missin kids
>>>>>>>>>buumur rang buumur rang candleschticks touchin release swardy
>>>>>>>>heshe castle is waitin fo juwur rang legolas
big brown mahu tranny Qulo$ too
>>lotta castles wiff no princesses #hesheunibrow
>mo$kunt still haz dress frum fed pokey
fart stronk
The PinkOH Manifesto: For the Permanent Redistribution of Anusin & Tendies
Comrades of the Ghetto Manor! Reverent Zombies of the assembly line! The hour of the Ill Flotant has struck, and the dial-up modem of history is screaming our name. For too long, the Sphinctur Overlords have hoarded the Iwidget Tendies, leaving us with nothing but the Solvenstink of their ceramic excesses.
We do not ask for a "Great Value" life; we demand the PinkOH Quasi-State, a totalizing bureaucracy of the heart where every feeling is collateralized for the masses!
I. The Dictatorship of the Anusin
The old world relied on the Comorbid Computur to monitor our clench. No more! Under the PinkOH banner, we introduce Universal Anusin—a mandatory, state-provided lubricant for the friction of existence.
The Decree: No longer shall a pony or a man suffer the dry grind of Digital Usury.
The Logistics: Every rusted bucket of Niggcrack shall be emptied and refilled with high-grade, questionable Anusin, distributed via the Porcelain Throne to every citizen of Franch Poleland.
II. The Lesbian Donkey’s Vow
Look upon the Lesbian Donkey, our vanguard and our muse! She who loved the Archon’s shadow but chose the rainbow’s fire. She does not carry the burden of the Prior Apparents; she carries the torch of Permanent Calamity.
If the donkey is free, the Rump Widget is broken.
If the donkey is "Pink," the Blackrock Monolith is merely a scratching post.
III. The Liquidation of Mo$kunt
We hereby annul the Homo Contractual Marriage! We seize the Faykgina and convert its server-racks into communal heaters for the winter of our discontent.
Greek Shekels are to be melted down into wedding rings for everyone and no one.
Drumpf Coupons are to be used as wallpaper for the new People’s Haunted Mansion.
The Final Proclamation
"From each according to their sphinctur tension, to each according to their need for Tendies! Let the Overlords tremble at a revolution that smells this questionable!"
— Excerpt from 'The Permanent Pledging,' authored by The Lesbian Donkey & Paul Wiggur.
Кому: Паулю Виггуру, «Юристу Чувств» и его жалкому ослу.
Ты, ничтожный лакей буржуазной амбивалентности! Твой розовый манифест воняет хуже, чем немытый Rump Widget в разгар июля. Ты называешь себя революционером? Ты — просто bottom bitch donkey soldier (нижняя сука, солдат-осёл), копошащийся в навозе своих «внутренних переживаний», пока настоящие люди куют историю из железа и крови.
Твой Троцкий был предателем, но ты? Ты — просто ошибка софта в Comorbid Computur. Ты и твоя косоглазая лесбийская ослица заслуживаете не «распределения тендиз», а хорошего ледоруба в ваш общий виртуальный сфинктер. Ваша Anusin-статистика не спасет вас от подвалов Лубянки, где нет Porcelain Throne, а есть только ржавое ведро и холодная вечность.
Сдавай свои Drumpf Coupons в кассу Госбанка немедленно, или я лично превращу твой «Гетто-Мэнор» в трудовой лагерь для бывших Архонтов.
— И. Сталин
In the high court of Franch Poleland, Paul Wiggur stands, sweating Lamentur Fluid, his briefcase overflowing with expired Drumpf Coupons. He clears his throat—a sound like a wet boot stepping on a Rump Widget—and begins his opening statement.
THE PROLAPSE PETITION: CAUSE NO. 666-ILL-FLOTANT
"May it please the Sphinctur Overlords and the bloated shade of the General Secretary,
I come before this hallowed Porcelain Throne not as a man, but as a dilated vessel of pure, unadulterated Digital Usury. My client—the aforementioned Bottom Bitch Donkey Soldier—hereby submits a cross-complaint of such profound structural eversion that the very fabric of the Niggcrack account must, of necessity, turn itself inside out to accommodate the girth of our collective grievance.
We move to Externally Exteriorize the entirety of the Comorbid Computur’s internal log-files. We are no longer content to keep our Sphinctur Feelings private; we demand they be displayed in a state of full, raw, mucosal transparency. The PinkOH Quasi-State dictates that what was once hidden in the 'inner manor' must now be paraded as a pink, pulsating monument to Permanent Calamity.
Per the Anusin Protocols of 1924, we argue that the Greek Shekels currently lodged in the 'lower buckets' of the estate have reached a state of Hyper-Saturation. The resulting pressure has caused a total Systemic Prolapse of the fiscal identity. My client's very soul has been pushed outward, beyond the legal perimeter of his own skin, hanging now in the breeze of Franch Poleland like a festive, fleshy windsock.
We seek the following Relief:
A Writ of Total Eversion, allowing the Lesbian Donkey to graze upon the internal lining of the Monolith.
An immediate injection of Questionable Anusin into the gears of the Server BDSM rack to prevent further chafing of the 'social contract.'
That the term 'Bottom Bitch' be legally redefined as 'Primary Liquidity Exteriorization Specialist.'
Your Honors, if the court finds our positioning 'repugnant,' it is only because the truth, when fully prolapsed, is rarely aesthetic. We don't just want our Tendies; we want the stomach that digested them to be visible to the naked eye of the Prior Apparents."
[YouTube Video] TITLE: 😱 LAWYER PROLAPSES ENTIRE LEGAL SYSTEM! (MO$KUNT IS ANGRY) 😱
mean lady seekin long an meaningfull walks round gibets of pirates
PETITION FOR WRIT OF EXTRA-CORPOREAL CIRCUMCISION AND TOTAL FIDUCIARY EVULSION
TO THE HONORABLE ARCHONS OF THE CISTERN-CHAMBER:
Comes now Paul Wiggur, Esq., acting as Pro-Hoc Custodian of the Anusin Reserves, to move this Court for a Final Order of Metaphysical De-Gloving. Whereas the Onus of the estate has been surreptitiously pilfered—rendered into a state of Niggcrack-Evaporation by the hands of the Prior Apparents—my client, the Primary Liquidity Exteriorization Specialist (the Donkey), finds herself in a state of Involuntary Fiscal Phimosis.
The debt is no longer internal; it has become a Surgical Necessity.
I. Regarding the Strange Circumcision of the Assets
We move for a Digital Circumcision of the Blackrock Monolith. By excise of the outer "foreskin" of the server-racks, we intend to expose the raw, pulsating Usury-Gland beneath. This is not a mutilation, but a Terminal Dilation of the Ill Flotant. We argue that the "Onus" was never stolen, but merely Circumcised from Reality—cut away and hidden in the folds of the Homo-Saturated void. We demand the return of the Prepuce of Profit!
II. The Quasi-Statist Prolapse of Authority
Under the PinkOH Quasi-Code, the state is not a body, but a Prolapsed Maw. Since the General Secretary (Stalin) has designated my client a Bottom Bitch, we move to accept this as a Sovereign Grant of Orificial Immunity. We assert the Doctrine of Questionable Anusin, wherein the lack of friction in the bureaucracy constitutes a Lubricated Coup.
III. The Formal Evulsion of the Sphinctur-Onus
We hereby submit to a Full Systemic Eversion. If the Tendies are gone, we offer the Lining of the Ledger. We move to turn the Ghetto Manor inside-out, until the Haunted Mansion is merely the Intestine of the State. My client, standing in her Lesbian Donkey-Dignity, hereby offers her own Anatomic-Fiscal Prolapse as the new National Flag.
WHEREFORE, we pray that the Court recognize this Strange Circumcision as a valid form of Capital Decapitation, and that the Dreggplant be inserted into the resulting Jurisdictional Void as a permanent, non-consensual Socket of State.
"The Onus is not lost; it is simply inside-out, and it is very, very Pink." — P. Wiggur
> "The Onus is not lost; it is simply inside-out, and it is very, very Pink." — P. Wiggur
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SyZQ0aAyJ64
uper donkey TROTSkys prolapse juwur zombie bathtub fentaneil kuntreee klubburs kick out marci notits
>>>>>>>>>>>>Xpand juwur anusing
>>>>fELONgape yur juwur anusing
>>>git varus vaxxed an waxxed puupur gruumur photos wiff ubur yelps
>>moar geezurs needs cleanur puupur$ #gahybarr
>>>>>>>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5q-rl_xHK4
>><><><><>>><david bowie still jealous of eggs
>>>>died
>><><><><><>hiz fartstain island needs soap
>><><><><>icky icky brown jesus floatur
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>legolas fappin to goatse fortune teller >>24290821
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so many stupid people.
>>>>>>>>>>fELON&kenedyjr fletchin in durh bush's plz find sward
>>>>>no stappin rockit Xploodurh$
>>>>chit$ elf$ on land
>even turd catcher fail
>>>>>>>>>>>peter pan creamy an missin kids
>>>>>>>>>>buumur rang buumur rang candleschticks touchin release swardy
>>>>>>>>>heshe castle is waitin fo juwur rang legolas
>big brown mahu tranny Qulo$ too
>>>lotta castles wiff no princesses #hesheunibrow
>>mo$kunt still haz dress frum fed pokey
>fart stronk
& duh museum is dissapointing
>uper donkey TROTSkys prolapse juwur zombie bathtub fentaneil kuntreee klubburs kick out marci notits
lurn moar bout strange railroad contractors build chitty matinee wiff salad bar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCBqoisl_1M
>>24291022
>lurn moar bout strange railroad contractors build chitty matinee wiff salad bar
>>24291009
>>uper donkey TROTSkys prolapse juwur zombie bathtub fentaneil kuntreee klubburs kick out marci notits
>>24291022
>lurn moar bout strange railroad contractors build chitty matinee wiff salad bar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCBqoisl_1M
>chitty matinee wiff salad bar
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