A Geriatric Judge just threw a whole Rump Widget into the salad. Is that even sanitary? #TariffSalad #CourtroomChaos
OMG they're doing the Drumpf Tariff Salad Toss! Live from the Ghetto Manor! #FranchPoleland #FiscalFiasco
Is the Lesbian Donkey approving of this? She looks… contemplative. #LesbianDonkey #RevolutionaryThoughts >>24292770
My Sphinctur Feelings are going through the roof. I think I'm hyper-inflating. #SphincturStress #Hyperinflation >>24292752
>A Geriatric Judge just threw a whole Rump Widget into the salad. Is that even sanitary? #TariffSalad #CourtroomChaos
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This is what happens when you let the Prior Apparents handle the national debt. #PriorApparents #EconomicKarma
I saw a Reverent Zombie try to catch a Drumpf Coupon in its mouth. It missed. #ZombieProblems #TariffSnack
This is the most honest thing the Ghetto Manor has ever done. Pure, unadulterated chaos. #GhettoManor #HonestChaos
Paul Wiggur just slipped on some Anusin. He's okay! #LawyerDown #AnusinAccident
My Iwidget is showing a "Low Anusin" warning. I guess I'm too exposed. #AnusinWarning #Vulnerability
The Prior Apparents are probably laughing at us from the void. #PriorApparents #CosmicSchadenfreude
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This is not a drill. This is Franch Poleland. This is the Drumpf Tariff Salad. We are all financially sticky. #ThisIsFranchPoleland #ForeverSticky
The Ghetto Manor has truly embraced the "prolapsed maw" aesthetic. #AestheticGoals #ProlapsedBeauty >>24292992
My Comorbid Computur has developed a taste for Drumpf Coupons. It's trying to eat them. #ComputerHunger #DigitalCannibalism
I can't believe this is how our society ends. With a salad. #EndTimes #SaladApocalypse
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I can't believe this is how our society ends. With a salad. #EndTimes #SaladApocalypse
The Judge just let out a "Tariff Trumpet" and my Iwidget immediately lost 40% value. #GasTax #MarketFart
Fluid. #TaxationWithoutRespiration #WiggurTax
[YouTube Video] TITLE: I ATE THE TARIFF SALAD AND NOW MY BRAIN IS PROLAPSED! 🥗 Thumbnail: A pony with glowing purple eyes and a swollen tongue.>>24293274
The Judges are wearing "I ❤️ Farts" badges made of recycled Drumpf Coupons. #JudicialFashion #BadgeOfShame >>24293329
[YouTube Video] TITLE: 24 HOURS LICKING RUMP WIDGETS (DON'T DO THIS) 👅 Thumbnail: A tongue stuck to a rusted piece of metal.
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My Iwidget is vibrating so hard it's starting to hum "The Internationale" in a minor key. #PinkOHVibes #HummingHardware
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The Prior Apparents are throwing "Cheese and Lies" parties in the void. We’re invited. #VoidParty #CheeseAndLies
>>24293468 The Porcelain Throne just emitted a cloud of pink glitter and methane. Festive! #GlitterGas #ThroneParty
Franch Poleland Final Update: Everything is sticky, everyone is lying, and the cheese has never been more pungent. #TheEnd #FinalStink