Anonymous ID: 34b1cc Aug. 3, 2018, 6:16 a.m. No.2429564   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9569 >>9574 >>9575 >>9595 >>9618 >>9619 >>9685 >>9735

>>2429522

>Would you mind sharing a bit about the process of vetting you underwent to become a BV? As Q pointed out, this board is infiltrated and internally disrupted– therefore, we appreciate your understanding in engaging a bit with the community, so we can do our due diligence in maintaining security. Thanks!

 

I gave two retinal scans, 4 liters of blood, a hair sample, a urine sample (which I faked), a few toenail clippings and I had to do a cardio study. After tendies and a nap we went to a room full of computers where we battled the finest SC2 players South Korea has to offer. Only after proving myself to have the highest APM (and good strats) was I selected by Kami-sama to undergo further training in the hyperbolic time chamber. The training was grueling but worth it as I now stand before you an ascended super faggot.

 

Thanks for your due diligence!