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Pearl harbor was a false flag.
USS Colorado, a sixteen in battleship did the deed.
You did know all the ships were hit by 16in shells that were, checks notes, converted into bombs?
Colorado WAS at Bremerton, but sailed for Pearl Harbor 13 November for gun trials
The 18-year-old colorado, one of the youngest of the prewar battleships, had reached Bremerton for overhaul on 3 August 1941. Repair work included refitting part of the 16-inch battery, installation of fire-control and surface-search radar, rewinding one of the main electric propulsion motors, and replacement of two 5-inch/51s with 20-mm. Oerlikons. A week after arriving, the colorado was joined in the yard by HMS Warspite which had suffered a severe mauling by the German Luftwaffe in the Mediterranean and was to be repaired under provision of the Lend-Lease Act.
https://www.usni.org/magazines/proceedings/1976/december/uss-colorado-other-battleship
With her overhaul completed, the colorado was scheduled to depart 13 November and arrive at Pearl Harbor to relieve the West Virginia on the 29th, more than a week before the Japanese attack. But a blower had been improperly installed, and during post-repair trials, the rewound electric drive motor overheated and caught fire. Before the trouble was corrected, the war had started, and it was decided to add antitorpedo blisters to the ship's hull. It's likely that the decision was reached as a result of the success of Japanese torpedoes against the old battleships in Pearl Harbor.
https://www.usni.org/magazines/proceedings/1976/december/uss-colorado-other-battleship
Ever heard of Kaho'olawe ?
It was used as target practice by US navy to coordinate naval shore bombardment.
Its two hours south of Pearl Harbor
In May of 1941, the US Army leased a small section of Kaho'olawe from cattle ranchers for $1.00 a year. After the attack on Pearl Harbor and the declaration of martial law in the Territory of Hawaii, the US military took over the entire island, seemingly indefinitely.
https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/Kahoolawe-island-us-navy