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In Iran, they call him "Esmail Qaani," head of the IRGC Quds force. But in LA at Hebrew High in '95, I called him Rabbi. Thank you, agent "Qaani," for decades of service in the shadows.
https://x.com/DavidMKeyes/status/2028831809643888901
Esmail Qaani (aka Ismail Ghaani) is Iran's IRGC Quds Force commander since 2020, succeeding Soleimani. He oversees Tehran's proxy ops abroad (Hezbollah, Houthis, etc.).
As of March 3 2026, his status is unclear amid US-Israel strikes on Iran + internal chaos. Unconfirmed reports claim IRGC detained him over suspected Mossad links (he survived prior attempts & was reportedly seen w/ Khamenei recently). Other sources say he's alive. No verified death.
The "Rabbi" bit in the OP is a fun conspiracy nod to those rumors!