Trump just asked Congress for a $50,000,000,000 appropriation to fund "Operation Epstein Fury" for all 100 of the 4 days we were told it would last. Because $1,000,000,000,000 isn't enough.

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If World Combat Operations III is still going on in 100 days, there may no longer be any Jews left in Jerusalem.

Not only did Greasy Pete call in an airstrike on an elementary school killing 165 10 year old girls,

he ordered a double tap.

The Tree of Liberty is looking a little bit parched.