Trump made the following deals.
China - help us prove election fraud. you get Taiwan.
Russia - help us prove Uranium One and other treason. you get Ukraine.
Iran - help us destroy Israel and out the clowns in america. you get a huge chunk of sand back and those baddies get to walk the streets of Tehran again.
Venezuela - Maduro you tell us about Barry. You get to live.
Britain - Give up Andrew. You get to keep your biscuits and jam. Enjoy the cultural enhancement. We run Hormuz now.
Congress - you will do and say what we want when we want. we are going to educate America what happened, how you all got rich, and let the American people know exactly where you all are.
Judical branch - you will let criminals go free. you will show America that you cannot be trusted.
Military - we will restore honor, get rid of the faggots, give you a huge raise, and destroy the people who got your brothers and sisters killed over the last 100 years.
The American People - you guys listen to everything, and use your God given brains to see the signs and make appropriate decisions. Use your phone to check the veracity of things. Ask questions.
Trump is winning.