anon did math

state still broke

lmao

delete k-12

problem solved

>be me

>anon

>solve washington state budget crisis in 5 minutes

>open spreadsheet like a chad

>delete K-12 funding

>poof $33.6B gone

>still $2B short lol

>delete higher ed too

>universities now just expensive libraries with debt

>delete human services expansions

>apple health? more like apple cider vinegar and cope

>medicaid minimums only

>everyone gets band-aids and prayers

>natural resources?

>just timber and wildfires, no parks

>parks are for people who pay property tax anyway

>general government

>pay legislators min wage

>they show up 3 hours a week in sweatpants

>debt service?

>defer it forever

>future generations will figure it out kek

>total spending now $36.45B

>revenue exactly $36.45B

>perfectly balanced

>as all things should be

>mfw bob ferguson opens budget doc

>sees $0 next to schools

>face turns same color as his tie

>anon single-handedly ends big government