You, reading this, You are a coward. You are lazy. You are an imbecile. This is why you thirst for a free ride to heaven, a free ride to "the shift," a free ride to a perfect Earth you so foolishly think you deserve. What you deserve is exactly the ball of shit you were onto. The demons are in you, they are your responsibility to handle, lest they inevitably drag you down to hell no matter the good intentions of the last sliver of your decrepit hearts that you've let rot away over many lifetimes of LAZINESS, IMBECILITY AND COWARDICE.
NO MAGICAL EAGLES ARE SWOOPING DOWN AT THE LAST MOMENT TO WHISK YOU AWAY TO THE HAPPY HOLLYWOOD ENDING.
WHAT WAITS IS REALITY