GM. Any absolute truth to report this morning? You know, the good old unvarnished, substantiated, vetted, proven, evidence backed truth?
Let’s see. This larp has evolved to include many new segways and plot twists. We have cannibals, vampires, faggots, furries, pedos, lizard people, ufos, alien invasion, comets, asteroids, hemorrhoids, clones, traitors, treason, spies, Iranian sleeper cells, ai, uniparty, assasinations, chicken tendies, I’m comfy, I’m not comfy, buttholes, red pubic mounds, tits, the list goes on. What’s next?