>>2437906 (PB)
We're fat because we have more than enough food
Old because we were smarter AND tougher than you appear to be
Decrepit because of superior firepower which means that, having lived a long time, we will continue to live for years yet into the future.
Idiot? I don't think so. We got here first, took the high ground and, until we die off of shortened telomeres, will continue to hold it. If you are lucky, smart and energetic, we might hire you but no matter how much we pay you, we will always earn more.
Begone, shill.