When I was a child somebody cut off my penis and pumped me full of estrogen and made me wear girl clothes.
Reality is fake and I can prove it. Numbers. All you have to know is numbers. if you start counting up from one it never stops. You can count forever. There's always one more. Same as if you count backwards. This is all the proof you need.
Pythagoras believed that numbers are fundamental to understanding the universe, famously stating that "all things are number." He and his followers, the Pythagoreans, attributed mystical properties to numbers and saw them as essential to the structure of reality.