Dear Iran,

We just sent 3500 of our strongest and smartest.

They had to miss the season opening 8th inning grand slam by the Braves.

Some of them have daughters and won’t be able to be there as she pitches her first softball as a starter.

We aren’t Exactly thrilled to be hanging out in your shitty water.

This won’t take long… I promise.

With love always,

Qproofs.com

Meanwhile…

These bible thumping morons are supporting an imaginary enemy that their storybook told them about…

Wasnt the white guy with the white horse and flaming sword gonna come from the clouds to save us?

Jesus Christ.