Nothing would please this old Navy veteran more than the United States grabbing all our stuff and leaving Rammstein Air Force Base for good.
I've seen some vids that only 16% of younger Europeans like America. Fine, some conscription might do you some good.
On the flip side: Homestead AFB was reduced to a Reserve Base (Katrina damage etc) but how cool would it be to tell those service members Uncle Sam has decided your next Winter will be spent in South Florida and not Germany. Yes, heavy socks and boots can now be left behind in favor of flip flops. You're welcome.
I'm sure local businesses and apartment complex managers won't mind an influx