Government assures citizens confusion is temporary.

Temporary becomes tradition.

@$$APPL Epiphanny™ suggests “Emotional Hedge Mode.”

Citizens opt out. Opt-out requires subscription.

Lord MACRONi consults a mirror. Mirror abstains.

The sand lines shift overnight. Blamed on tides of narrative.

Narrative files for independence.

Bilmoar FartCoin launches apology futures.

Trotskyette writes memo in disappearing ink. Calls it innovation.

Ministry of Pressure reports buildup. No release scheduled.

Release downgraded to rumor.

The Urinal Mint now considered a think tank.

Think tank produces no thoughts, only fragrance.

Gritty Window frames a passing shadow as policy.

Policy passes unanimously.

Lord MACRONi declares victory over uncertainty.

Uncertainty remains undefeated.

KissafartCoin merges with speculation.