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jack$ dRRumpf twat ID: 38e9b4 April 14, 2026, 6:22 a.m. No.24498745   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Das riesige Scheißsandwich am Ende des Tunnels war bloß Jack$ dRRumpf – eine Fotze voller Scheißkämpfe, die sich einfach entleeren musste, genau wie es Alec Baldwins „Vulkan-Buch“ vorhergesagt hatte.

( ､ᐛ)､＿/ ID: 38e9b4 April 14, 2026, 6:50 a.m. No.24498819   🗄️.is 🔗kun

so wait

a bunch oh sandy niggs ridin kamals

could invadurh juwypooo bacon kuntree

wiff pence vance

if jack$ schiessetwat could kampf up sum poopcodes

( ､ᐛ)､＿/ ID: 38e9b4 April 14, 2026, 6:54 a.m. No.24498841   🗄️.is 🔗kun

REPARATION, n. Satisfaction that is made for a wrong and deducted from the satisfaction felt in committing it.

 

REPARTEE, n. Prudent insult in retort. Practiced by gentlemen with a constitutional aversion to violence, but a strong disposition to offend. In a war of words, the tactics of the North American Indian.

 

REPENTANCE, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment. It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin.

 

Desirous to avoid the pains of Hell,

You will repent and join the Church, Parnell?

How needless!—Nick will keep you off the coals

And add you to the woes of other souls.

 

Jomater Abemy

 

REPLICA, n. A reproduction of a work of art, by the artist that made the original. It is so called to distinguish it from a "copy," which is made by another artist. When the two are made with equal skill the replica is the more valuable, for it is supposed to be more beautiful than it looks.

 

REPORTER, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

 

"More dear than all my bosom knows, O thou

Whose 'lips are sealed' and will not disavow!"

So sang the blithe reporter-man as grew

Beneath his hand the leg-long "interview."

 

Barson Maith

 

REPOSE, v.i. To cease from troubling.

 

REPRESENTATIVE, n. In national politics, a member of the Lower House in this world, and without discernible hope of promotion in the next.

 

REPROBATION, n. In theology, the state of a luckless mortal prenatally damned. The doctrine of reprobation was taught by Calvin, whose joy in it was somewhat marred by the sad sincerity of his conviction that although some are foredoomed to perdition, others are predestined to salvation.

 

REPUBLIC, n. A nation in which, the thing governing and the thing governed being the same, there is only a permitted authority to enforce an optional obedience. In a republic, the foundation of public order is the ever lessening habit of submission inherited from ancestors who, being truly governed, submitted because they had to. There are as many kinds of republics as there are graduations between the despotism whence they came and the anarchy whither they lead.

 

REQUIEM, n. A mass for the dead which the minor poets assure us the winds sing o'er the graves of their favorites. Sometimes, by way of providing a varied entertainment, they sing a dirge.

 

RESIDENT, adj. Unable to leave.

 

RESIGN, v.t. To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage.

 

'Twas rumored Leonard Wood had signed

A true renunciation

Of title, rank and every kind

Of military station—

Each honorable station.

 

By his example fired—inclined

To noble emulation,

The country humbly was resigned

To Leonard's resignation—

His Christian resignation.

 

Politian Greame

 

RESOLUTE, adj. Obstinate in a course that we approve.

 

RESPECTABILITY, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.