I KNOW there was a connection to those tunnels in the Space Mountain washrooms in DisneyLand.
Thankfully I punched the guy in the balls that tried to grab me after I took a dump. He was wearing a Freemason ring.
Strangely enough, when my family was heading home from LAX, my "mom" had "lost" my return ticket…
My "family" is full of Masons, OddFellows, Rebekahs, and more.