I have an idea, why don't (you) run for President, then (you) can do it however (you) like…
The number of carbon atoms doesn't change does it? Take it from here and put it there, but in the end, the number doesn't change. CO2 in, O2 out, carbon stays in the wood. Burn the wood, release the carbon. Eat food, absorb the carbon, break down the sugar, take the energy, exhale the carbon. Wash, rinse, repeat. The carbon just moves around.
First we get the uranium, next we tie it to BO and HC, down they go. Watch the cockroaches begin to scatter. Then stomp as many as we can.
Reminds me of a Kurt Vonnegut book. Dandelions were found to be the fountain of youth and no one died. The world became so overcrowded, the only bed to be found was in prison so people were committing crimes just so they could have a bed of their own…