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Congratulations @ChelseaClinton for setting a new personal best in the @bostonmarathon! We're so proud of you — today and every day!

Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton finished the Boston Marathon on Monday in 3:40:52, an average pace of 8:26 per mile. And at the finish line on Boylston Street, Clinton was met by two familiar faces—her parents, Hillary and Bill Clinton—who awarded her and the police officers she ran with shiny gold finisher medals.

Why would they give her the medal? Eat the pain.