Ok. Which of you assholes borked the server?
While Mexicans are quite humble and appreciative of such gifts, we would like to respectfully decline your proposition. Perhaps the French would be willing to contribute, for once.
Jail. You're going to jail…
I once got arrested for a DUI and while being cuffed I called "Shotgun" and the deputy looked at the sheriff with concerned eyes and the sheriff gave him a "well, he called it" look and I got to sit in the front and the deputy the back
Dude these were sheriffs, not cops…
you're over thinking it.