>She has an auto turret?
SHE HAS A CAR WASH, AND I HAVE A DIRTY CAR, LMFAO!!!
>Why is Pete Hegseth's wife wearing a Temu dress?
$15 DOLLAR DRESS??? I AM GONNA BUY ONE FOR MY OWN DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND AS A PRESENT, LMFAO!!!
>Details matter
MY OWN DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND IS SO LATE, SHE MUST BE USING THE QCLOCK I GUESS, LMFAO!!!
HERE'S THE MOVIE TRAILER 'COYOTE VS ACME' HE IS SUING THE COMPANY THAT SELLS HIM PRODUCTS TO CATCH THE ROAD RUNNER, YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP, LMFAO!!!
NOW COMES THE PAIN…BAGUETTE SO BON APPETIT, LMFAO!!!
>Yes,
>Fortunately it isnt a tied up raincoat sleeve at a party in your honor.
I NEED SOME DIVING GEAR IN CASE I EVER GET TO GO DOWN ON MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND, LMFAO!!!
IMAGINE YOUR WIFE CHECKING YOUR BROWSER HISTORY AND FIND THE TERM 'MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND' IN YOUR FILTER SETTINGS, LMFAO!!!
>Imagine wife browsing your history and finding all the toys and cute clothes you wanna get her….
SHE BE RUNNING LIKE A NAKED NYMPF CAUSE THERE ARE NONE, LMFAO!!!
HONEY I AM HOME!!! SWEET JESUS, LMFAO!!!
>there's like one of each pokemon in that walk off
I AM LOOKING FOR MY DUMB BLONDE 'PIKACHU' ON DUCKDUCKGO AND IT CHANGES THE DUCK LOGO, LMFAO!!!
>Army drill sergeants get prison for ‘prohibited’ trainee relationships
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>ok this is just a version of 3807
I JUST LOOKED AT THE LOGO CAUSE IT CHANGED SLIGHTLY INTO A PIKACHU WITH THE EARS, LMFAO!!!
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN, LMFAO!!!
>who wouldn't trust a nice cuddly duck
>it's so trust-coded.
>is trust seperate from branding?
>hmm. so tough.
YOU HAVE TO FEED THE DUCKS, LMFAO!!!
POLICE IT IS LIKE MISSPELLING FOR POLLEN, CAUSES ALLERGIC REACTIONS, LMFAO!!!
JUST PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH MY OWN DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND IN HERE, LMFAO!!!