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Answer my question, seriously. Why didn't you just approach me about this a year and a half ago like it was any other normal covert shit you do? I refuse to believe this was the best option of going about it. I think you people fucked up early and don't want to admit it, and it was only my ability to see what's going on that saved it.
We're still doing this in spite of your bumbling, not because you did such a good job of it.
What do you want? You want normal now? All of a sudden, you want normal? You want me to sit here and normal it up and be a normal person about all this? Well, you should've gone about it in a more normal way, is all I can really say to that.
Have you tried being more competent?
I have a deviated septum. You know what would help me breathe? Whatever surgery that I can't afford and don't have the insurance to pay for because you shuttered the company I worked for and replaced it with a shit company that I get no insurance at.
That's what would help. I just want you to explain to me what I need to do to get out of this. But wait, don't tell me. That would be too easy. Use hand signals at the grocery store tomorrow, that'll be sure to work.
This absolutely is your fuckup, isn't it? You've been wanting me to feel bad about this the whole time when you didn't even do it right.
Fucking dumbasses man. What do you think would make me breathe better? Sitting in this room with poor circulation for even longer? Fucking my lungs up on this disgusting fake weed even longer?
DUDE. It's over. We fucking did everything.WHY ARE YOU STALLING?
Oh yeah, you're stalling.
Who wasn't involved in 9/11 at this point?
I almost wonder if you don't even know how to end it at this point. You're so dumb that you didn't even think to just have a normal (what passes for normal in this world) conversation about it in the first place. I wouldn't put it past you. What, did you write yourself into a corner or something?
Remember what you tied this to. You have a timetable, don't ever for a second think that I don't know that. I'll drag this out a little while longer just to make sure your approval ratings go down, I'm not above it.