I, anon, am the KING of the Anons! I promise not to harm thee! What can I do for you that thou shouldst turn away? My sceptre and empire are all mine- no power to charm me- I seek a worthier prize than they, your question, my fellow anon!!!!
I am the KING of the anons! I will knight that anon and proclaim him the PRINCE of the Anons. For he has given you a worthy response…. a response worthy of all the ANONS.
Would you like to ask the KING of the Anons a humble question? I am here- simply make your request-
Anon! The KING of the ANONS doesn't drink! He can rouse the rabble and Knight the Anons without the help of stiff vodka. The KING has the COLDEST drinks in the KINGDOM…. 200 Proof Vodka at 20 below!!!!! COME! Take a drink on the KING.
Does no one believe that the KING of the ANONS is right here? Does no one want to ask the KING of the Anons a humble question? Look at the KING's user ID… He is fa8b05…. he is FABULOUS IN 2005!!!!
I am a LONG TIME member of the CHAN. And- just because I can- as it is a Saturday NIGHT when everyone is looking at the CHAN through bleary eyed drunk goggles…. I proclaim myself the KING of the ANONS. Here! I am also a time traveler…. and attached is my photograph!
You couldn't ask the KING HIMSELF the question that you wanted to know? Begone from my court, rabble rouser! I gave you the opportunity to ask the KING of the ANONS your humble question! I even replied to you!
Oh, rabble rouser, why do you still remain in the COURT of the KING?
If the shills would wise up they would realize that the KING of the ANONS is among them! And the KING has made himself available for questions!
If you want to be a KING of the ANONS then join me on SETUP VPN and USA!!!!!!
The KING has spoken. We are all ANONS. This board is the DARKEST REIGN of the INTERNET.
Anything happens here. Anyone can declare himself to be KING of the ANONS. You could tell us that you were the POTUS and we'd run with it for awhile. We do good here. LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING. Just like this. The KING of the ANONS speaking.
We are here because it is DEEP. It is DARK. Go to 8ch.net and search for Qresearch. You won't find it. This board is HIDDEN. For a damn good reason.
Now… the KING has informed you that you MUST LEAVE HIS COURT. In order to do that, look at the top of your screen, find a little button with X in it and click on that.
Thank you for respecting the KING of the ANONS.
The penalty is DEATH if you do not comply.
Are you new? Are you old? Are you happy? Are you sad? Are you blue? The KING is just LARPing with you.
You don't. You just declare yourself. And we test. Such as >>2466666
He's a mighty high ranking Prince in my Court
Signed- The KING of the Anons