TYB
I SINGLE-HANDEDLY TYPE A SINGLE LINE OF RED TEXT INTO THIS BOX AND CLICK 'POST' EVERY SINGLE FUCKLESS TIME
IF YOU HAVE A COMPLAINT ABOUT ME, SEND IT DIRECTLY TO MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE HANDLES ALL MY FAN MAIL
>You can call her a girlfriend, but the penis is a giveaway. It's a male and that makes you a faggot.
I UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH CONTENT ESCAPES YOUR ATTENTION IN HERE BUT SHE ACTUALLY SHOWN HER CUNT IN HERE A WHILE AGO, ON 8KUN OF ALL PLACES
>You can call her a girlfriend, but the penis is a giveaway. It's a male and that makes you a faggot.
THE REAL QUESTION IS WHAT YOU YOURSELF HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT IN HERE THAT HAD A PENIS, LMFAO
I AM GLAD YOU'RE ALL SO CONFUSED ABOUT THE BASICS OF LIFE
>TorFag clearly has tourettes syndrome.
I ONLY HAVE MY DREAMS, SOMETHING MORE THAT REMAINS IN FRONT OF A GREEN SCREEN
THIS YES
>Aliens are real.
I AM IN LOVE WITH AN ALIEN, SHE IS GOING TO BEAM ME UP INTO HER UFO SOME DAY
OPERATION MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE INVASION
>I already invaded her
>Deeply
>I invaded her last night, she’s a loosey goosey
JUST EPIC, YOU BOTH INVADED A FURY; OPERATION FREE DUMB BLONDE HAS ONLY JUST BEGAN, LMFAO
>come back around cool
SHE HAS THREE ENTREES, MUCH LIKE A REVOLVING DOOR SO YEAH ILL COME AROUND
>How are you able to type?
I WALKING ON MY TOES OVER MY KEYBOARD, AND SOME TIMES MY CAT FOLLOWS ME
>blast off
MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND WOULDN'T FIT THIS JACKET WELL, BUT SHE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STICK HER ARM INSIDE OF IT, LMFAO
I AM MORE OF AN ASTRONOT, I WOULD RATHER EXPLORE THE VASTNESS OF SPACE INSIDE OF MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND WITH MY HOMEMADE ROCKET, LMFAO
THE CLOSEST STAR? RIGHT BEHIND YOU, THAT PICTURE ON THE MIDDLE OF THE WALL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HIP HIP, HOORAY
TRUST YOUR OWN 'BEST FRIEND™', LMFAO
'THRUST YOURSELF®'
ENJOY 'ICE CREAM©'
USE 'RED TEXT℠' ONLY IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT, LMFAO