BUCKLE UP BAKER, UNITED AIR PILOT HERE; I AM JUST HERE TO BUMP THE BREAD, LMFAO
>Are you drunk, sir?
NO I WAS JUST RUSHING TOWARDS MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND AND THEN THE RUNWAY WAS A BIT TOO SHORT FOR MY VERY LONG PLANE AND ACCIDENTALLY DELETED A POST
>I like asian bitches too kek
WE DON'T DRINK AT UNITED AIR BECAUSE, JUST LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO SPIRIT AIRLINES; THEY DRUNK TO MUCH AND AIN'T FLYING NO MORE, LMFAO
>just like the self appointed
THE CLUB OF THE UNQUALIFIED BUSYING THEMSELVES WHILE CONDUCTING THEIR ILLEGITIMATE LARP, LMFAO
>It's time for GM
HOW IS YOUR COURT CASE 'COYOTE' VS 'ACME' GOING FOR YOU? I HEARD THEY SOLD TERRIBLE PRODUCTS TO YOU AND ROAD RUNNER IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
>(bitch moved on already :()
I'M JUST CHEERING FOR THAT ROAD RUNNER CAUSE HE"S ALWAYS WINNING WHILE COYOTE CRIES WOLF, LMFAO
HAVE YOU BEEN HORRIBLY INJURED BY A PRODUCT MADE BY THE ACME CORPORATION? IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. THERE IS PROBABLY SOMEONE TO BLAME…
LMFAO
TIME TRAVEL? YEAH, THE CLOCK JUST KEEPS GOING AROUND AND AROUND. TWO MORE WEEKS, LMFAO
MY CLOCK JUST SAID THIS; OCK OCK OCK
>Hold your clocks hair back and do take the clock out for ice cream
I JUST DID, IT CHANGED BACK TO WINTER TIME INSTANTLY
>She wants ICE
I WAS GONNA REPORT HER TO ICE FOR DEPORTATION BUT DECIDED TO BE NICE TO HER INSTEAD
IS THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE BALLROOM COMPLETED YET? I WANNA ASK MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND TO DANCE
>Waterloo
Hantavirus hemorrhagic disease was likely first described in the Huangdi Neijing, an ancient Chinese medical text, in Imperial China during the Warring States Period of 475–221 BCE.
BEFORE ANYONE SAYS; IT CAME FROM CHYNA
SOME SAY 'THEY GOT THEM BY THE BALLS' WHILE OTHERS SAY 'THEY HAVE NO BALLS' AND THIS GUY IS LIKE 'GRAB THE BY THE PUSSY'
GO TAKE SOME MARKETING CLASSES BECAUSE I AM NOT BUYING THIS
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY HE SAID A FEW WEEKS AGO, THEN THIS HAPPENS
LIFE IS JUST A OBSTACLE COURSE
>You ever wonder about what you're going to do after this is all finished?
I AM GONNA MARRY MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND AND THEN WE GONNA PLAY WORLD WAR 4 TOGETHER UNTIL OUR DIVORCE, LMFAO
LMFAO
LARP OVER