I'd like you all to meet my son Carlos. He is 4' 5" and extremely fast. No human can outrun him. He drinks RedBull as an energy source. Other people think he's an alien but he's actually just retarded. He's still my son and I will go to the ends of the Earth to make sure he grows up to be a strong man.

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This is the funniest shit I've seen so far in 2026