JUST TESTED POSITIVE FOR SANTA CLAUS, HO HO HO, MERRY XMAS
>well ya left clause marks on grannys back where ya ran her ass over
IF SHE HAD CHECKED NORAD SHE COULD HAVE SEEN MY SLEDGE COMING AND STAY CLEAR
YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THAT INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE, LMFAO
>There is a Hydra in the cellar of the House.
THERE IS A HYDRA IN MY BASEMENT TOO, IT HAS 7 HEADS
I ONLY SMOKE WHEN I'M STUCK IN A CHIMNEY, LMFAO
>shills having a good time?
>are you guys comfy too?
I'M BUILDING A FIRE PLACE WITH LEGO, HOPEFULLY IT WONT MELT
>is the crackling fire noise from stepping on the legos in your barefeet on linoleum?
FEELS GOOD, LMFAO
HERE TAKE THIS DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND WITH YOU, IT IS DANGEROUS OUT THERE
>cletus baby
>you got new material
BOYS, JUST WAIT UNTIL SHE PULLS OUT HER SAWED OFF SHOTGUN
>the spacing gag is so old
>You stupid fucking asshole.
>Queen ant
>hi, I'm here now, so we can start.
UNDRESS YOURSELF AND POST TITS, THE DOCTOR WILL BE WITH YOUR SHORTLY
>its uncle pervys room