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Elon Musk / @elonmusk 05/09/2026 02:46:36
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Remarks / @remarks 05/08/2026 02:09:06
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SophieZX / @Z_XSophie 05/08/2026 05:53:22
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Elon posted this to expose broken logic:
“Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler”
He was showing how absurd and dangerous it is to take one extreme example and smear an entire group.
Minutes later, @remarks did exactly that.
They isolated the words, stripped all context, and ran with:
“Elon Musk says all socialists are Hitler.”
This is how they operate.
Take a post that criticizes bad logic…
Twist it into the very lie it was mocking…
Then spread it as fact.
They don’t debate.
They isolate words and lie.
Elon keeps showing the pattern in real time.
Elon Musk/ @elonmusk 05/08/2026 16:53:50
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Not Jerome Powell / @alifarhat79 05/08/2026 11:06:38
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10 Shocking Revelations From The Declassified UFO Files
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May 8, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
Image for article: 10 Shocking Revelations From The Declassified UFO Files
In a long-anticipated move, the U.S. government finally released a trove of previously classified files about UFOs and the search for extraterrestrial life.
Here are the ten most shocking revelations from the now-public files:
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The government's cameras really suck: The resolution on these pics is just awful.
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There are lots of little black smudges out there in the sky: Or they could just be on the lenses of those terrible cameras.
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All the space aliens we have talked to are actually Christian: Oh, sweet.
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Elon Musk isn't actually an alien: Didn't see that coming.
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Kids have been mostly unsuccessful trying to flee with an alien in a bicycle basket: Mostly.
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Tucker Carlson's demon was actually an alien named Charles who just likes playing elaborate pranks: Knock it off, Charles.
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The aliens currently residing on Earth all work at Starbucks: Okay, this one we already knew.
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Will Smith was actually a DEI hire for the Men In Black: That figures.
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Earth was just gerrymandered in Voting District 4 of the Milky Way: Even the aliens are doing it.
10. The government has been hoarding a massive amount of pictures that don't have aliens in them: We're not really clear why.
What a remarkable collection of information tucked away in the UFO files. What else have you seen? Post your discoveries in the comments.
UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion
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May 8, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
Image for article: UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A newly released batch of classified government documents revealed aliens have already been present for many years, and they've been actively defrauding the Minnesota government out of an estimated $20 billion.
The revelation came after the Trump administration declassified hundreds of documents relating to aliens, confirming what many had already suspected. The documents showed that aliens are, in fact, real, and that they've already succeeded in bilking the United States government out of billions of dollars via fake businesses and non-profit organizations.
"They're here among us," alien specialist Donny Marcus told the press. "I've been studying these beings for years — they're smart, and they're resourceful. It took no time at all for them to defraud Tim Walz's government of billions through Medicare and Medicaid fraud. The government didn't even ask why they needed the money; they just forked it over. The invasion people have been anticipating has been happening right under our noses all along."
Experts believe the aliens have used the majority of the stolen government funds to continue development of scam "daycare centers" and hospices, along with the purchase of hundreds of pallets of bananas and rice.
At publishing time, the Trump administration had issued an urgent warning to any other aliens that if they were to arrive in the U.S., they would be apprehended and deported.