Anonymous ID: 6e4725 May 14, 2026, 7:27 a.m. No.24603957   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-10198663/Ghislaine-Maxwell-tells-inside-prison-cell.html

โ€˜Strange things happen. The toilet flushes, the shower turns on when no one is nearby. When it happens, it alarms the guards so I created a โ€˜cellmateโ€™ called A-17 so when something strange happens I blame it on A-17.โ€™

Anonymous ID: 6e4725 May 14, 2026, 9:38 a.m. No.24604514   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

0bama on Iran: โ€œWe pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. Thereโ€™s no dispute that it worked and we didnโ€™t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuzโ€

Anonymous ID: 6e4725 May 14, 2026, 9:43 a.m. No.24604531   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

โ€œIโ€™m looking for a new gig soon. And a lot of people tell me I should run for president,โ€ Colbert began.

โ€œWell, you certainly have the look,โ€ Obama replied as the host thanked him. โ€œYou have the hair.โ€

Colbert replied: โ€œFor the record, I think itโ€™s a stupid idea. How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president?โ€

โ€œThe bar has changed,โ€ the former president quipped, laughing to himself, without explaining what he meant.

โ€œThat is true,โ€ Colbert joked back. โ€œAt times, subterranean. So, I donโ€™t have to limbo so low!โ€

โ€œLet me put it this way, I think that you could perform significantly better than some folks that weโ€™ve seen,โ€ the former president doubled down.

โ€œIs that an endorsement?โ€ the host asked.

โ€œIt was not,โ€ Obama cracked.