TYB
KEVIN GO BACK TO SCHOOL MAN
HAPPY IS THE MAN DAY
HOLY CRAP, MY OWN DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>So you are putting on weight.
NO, ONLY MY LUGGAGE GOT HEAVIER. TOO HEAVY EVEN FOR THE CARRY-ON, LMFAO
COLA, FANTA, OR A CORONA BEER
I JUST WANNA DRINK A CUP OF TEA WITH OWN DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND, LMFAO
>>24619197 pb
>DMSO
just woke from a nap… first time in months anon's without back-pain/left-leg-pain while sitting or laying down let alone sleep well :)
I BUILD A BIG BEAUTIFUL ROCKET SO I CAN FLY TO THE MOON WITH MY OWN DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND, LMFAO
>I bet she wants you to die. I wouldn't blame her.
I'M NO GAMBLER BUT WOULD BET YOU LOSE, LMFAO
>Then why are you here?
I'M HERE FOR MY OWN DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND AND THIS BY FAR THE STUPIDEST DATING SITE EVER, LMFAO
>This site isnt for dating.
OUR LOVE IS JUST BLINDING AND SO WE'RE BLIND DATING AND I BELIEVE WE BLEND IN WELL HERE, LMFAO
>Why do you come here if Q is fictional? Are you paid?
PAID? HELL NO! ALL I GOT IS A LOUSY T-SHIRT THAT SAYS 'I LOVE MY OWN DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND', LMFAO
>Weird claim to fame but ok.
I FORGOT ABOUT THINGS YOU ALL HAVE YET TO LEARN ABOUT, LMFAO
>then just tell us what we have yet to learn about, retard
JUST START FROM SCRATCH AND YOU MIGHT COME A LONG WAY, LMFAO
LMFAO
I'M DYING FROM LAUGHTER
>could you do it a little quieter
I SHOULD BE TICKLING MY OWN LOVELY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND AND SEE IF SHE CAN STAY QUIET, LMFAO
TWO MORE WEEKS
ZERO THREATS ON ME, LMFAO
JUST BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH UPON OTHERS, LMFAO
JUST ENJOY THE HOSPITALITY FOR THE TIME BEING, YOU'LL MEET THE HOST LATER ON, LMFAO
TOO MUCH WEAKS
JUST LOOK AT IT; RED TEXT IS SUCH A BIG BEAUTIFUL FONT TYPE, LMFAO
>earth is a piece of shit
IT ACTUALLY A RUBBISH TIP AND YOU ALL BE COLLECTED AS GARBAGE AND RECYCLED SOON, LMFAO
ONCE YOU SEE THAT GARBAGE TRUCK PULL UP YOUR DRIVE WAY YOU WILL KNOW YOUR TIME HAS COME, LMFAO
YOU THINK WE GONE CAMPING? LMFAO
I WENT CAMPING IN MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND'S UNDERWEAR, LMFAO
ITS THE SIZE OF A TENT