these fucking niggers
lock the bread early again you son of a bitch
hold me back!
303 gold bars weighing 666 lbs
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5yezdl054po
During the search, FBI agents seized approximately 303 gold bars, each of which weighs approximately one kilogram, the agency said in court documents. Based on the current price of gold, the estimated value exceeds $40m, they added.
at least they're baking
that reminds me, what's a good way to drive piles into sandy shore? and is it sufficient to have a dock or do you need a boat for the whole millstone thing
shills losing
Children of Obama
The Swiss man is Nesip Dedeler, 31, a Turkish immigrant with a Swiss passport.
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2009: Nesip was naturalized in Winterthur
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2015: He spread ISIS propaganda, which was reported
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2024: He emigrated to Turkey and "disappeared from the scene”
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May 25, 2026: He turned himself in to the police, made "confused statements," and was committed to Winterthur psychiatry
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May 26, 2026: He left the facility without authorization and is wanted by police
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May 27, 2026: A doctor diagnosed that he posed no danger to others and allowed him to leave psychiatry
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May 28: He went on a rampage and stabbed random people in the street
We belong to a house which hands on the kingship by inheritance. The king who was my predecessor did not believe that it was impossible to discover the furthest limit of the Atlantic Ocean and wished vehemently to do so. So he equipped 200 ships filled with men and the same number equipped with gold, water, and provisions enough to last them for years, and said to the man deputed to lead them: "Do not return until you reach the end of it or your provisions and water give out." They departed and a long time passed before anyone came back. Then one ship returned and we asked the captain what news they brought. He said: "Yes, O Sultan, we traveled for a long time until there appeared in the open sea [as it were] a river with a powerful current. Mine was the last of those ships. The [other] ships went on ahead but when they reached that place they did not return and no more was seen of them and we do not know what became of them. As for me, I went about at once and did not enter that river." But the sultan disbelieved him. Then that sultan got ready 2,000 ships, 1,000 for himself and the men whom he took with him and 1,000 for water and provisions. He left me to deputize for him and embarked on the Atlantic Ocean with his men. That was the last we saw of him and all those who were with him, and so I became king in my own right.
betmen
who's that Dee Stevens chick?
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/joe-biden-diagnosed-prostate-cancer/
Biden diagnosed with "aggressive form" of prostate cancer
At age 29, Joe Biden became one of the youngest Americans ever elected to the United States Senate. Just weeks after his Senate election, tragedy struck when his wife Neilia and daughter Naomi were killed and sons Beau and Hunter were critically injured in a car accident.
Joe Biden was sworn into the U.S. Senate in his sons’ hospital room. He began commuting back and forth between Wilmington and Washington every day—first by car, then by train—to be with his boys every morning and night. In 1977, he married Jill Jacobs, a teacher. Beau and Hunter stood by their sides at the altar. In 1981, their family was made complete with the birth of their daughter Ashley.
$70,000
by almost x47
MS-13's Twelve Apostles of the Devil
>The grid is being rebuilt one backyard at a time.
can you whistle into it with a captain crunch?
they never were good at holding pressure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joybubbles
Sexually abused as a child by one of his teachers, Joybubbles "reverted to his childhood" in May 1988 and remained there until his death, claiming that he was five years old. He legally changed his name to Joybubbles in 1991, stating that he wanted to put his past, specifically the abuse, behind him.
https://web.archive.org/web/20100218151704/http://www.icewhistle.com/static/joybubbles.html
Yeah … those kind of powerful things, like if you’re just yourself enough … like when I went to the pool, just for play …. I saved up and went to a motel, just cause I love swimming pools – and I was there, splashing myself, and "Ooh, I’m getting all wet". "Well, that’s cause you’re splashing yourself," one of the kids said. I said "Oh goody, I love to be splashed." "We can splash you!" And boy, they did. And afterwards they said "This place was kinda yucky until you came." And the last day I was there, a lady sat beside me, crying. She said she wanted to thank me – she had come there with the intent of killing herself – she said "Believe me, I have enough bills. My husband had died" and stuff … she said "I just kept watching you – you were in there when it opened and when it closed, and I saw you, and you were just so happy and smiling, and then some kids were jumping on you, and I just kept watching and something hit in me" and she said "I started crying and crying and crying … I thought ‘If he can find happiness without his eyes’" – actually, I do have eyes, but she said "without your eyes, then I guess I could too. So I called my best friend and threw the pills away and we went to Baptist Hospital and talked and … I’m going to stay with that friend and get myself together." You know, those kind of things just start happening around you when you’re truly who you are, and I promised never to grow up. You just don’t know what kind of miracle or adventure there’s going to be. Like the newspaper said – it’s sitting on the archive in there – this lady named Erin comes in with a Great Dane. I didn’t plan for that in my Pittsburgh trip, but it’s a neat part of it.
Would you say you’ve succeeded in your quest to stay young?
Uh … yeah. I consider myself a winner at the game of life. I was at the Casino one time. I was celebrating, getting filet mignon, and the big ice cream that they made me special, with no chocolate – strawberry syrup on strawberry ice cream going way high. with a big cherry on top.
You don’t like chocolate?
No. Or peanut butter. [whispering] I guess I’m not a real child! [laughs] But I told a waitress – "I am celebrating, and I got the biggest jackpot you can hit" and some guy came running over – "What did you do?! What did you play?! Blackjack? Or slots, or what? Was it here?" I said "No, it wasn’t here." "Oh, it must have been at Turtle Lake then, I hear they pay big." "No, it wasn’t at any casino. What it was, I woke up early this morning and took a couple of deep breaths, and I realized that not only I was breathing, but I felt great, and I realized there’s no casino that can offer a jackpot anywhere like that." I said "I’m a winner." He wanted to eat with me and pay for my lunch, and I said that I was eating a whole lot, and maybe he could just pay the tip, but he said "No" and paid for my lunch, and took notes on stuff I was saying. I used to think always that God was watching me and scaring me, and I added just one more word in it to make it true – "God is watching OVER me." And that is true. Just that one word makes all the difference, from "God is watching you!" – you know, scaring you, to "God is watching over you." Those kinds of things in life – how I thought I couldn’t count my blessings cause I had so few, and now I can’t count them cause I’ve got so many. You know, the same stuff – just a different way of seeing. I think that’s the essence of what this childhood is about – a different way of seeing. You sit down in front of a dandelion, and see it as a beautiful flower, and learn that you can talk and listen to stinky socks. When you find them in a closet, you say "Socks, do you want to stay this stinky?" and they say "No." You rinse them out, and realize they’re your first two friends in Pittsburgh. When I came here and was kind of overwhelmed that first Friday …. they made real good stoppers in the bathtub.
>https://web.archive.org/web/20100218151704/http://www.icewhistle.com/static/joybubbles.html
It’s sort of like when people were telling me to sue the church and school about my sexual abuse. So they gave me a big package of thousand-dollar bills – they don’t really have my childhood. I don’t know that that would make me any happier either. Because they may have helped take my childhood, but they don’t have it to give me. It’s in friends and swings and laughing and playing with clay
The more you’re able to cry, the less you’ll have to pee.
>>24658048
>$1000 per month
just enough for beetle paste to make it through the week
>monitoring every keystroke
>noname putting the boot on the wrong leg
classic
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/28/world/americas/peter-thiel-argentina.html
Why Peter Thiel Is Decamping to the End of the World
The billionaire’s new roots in Argentina are said to be partly motivated by concerns about the future of the United States and shared beliefs with Argentina’s right-wing leader.
Thiel has met with the country’s president, Javier Milei, and his ministers; purchased a mansion in one of Buenos Aires’ most exclusive neighborhoods; and hosted a dinner with local economists where he discussed the Antichrist, one of his favorite conversation topics.
what's up with that fugees obama trial thing, he in jail yet?
https://apnews.com/article/fugees-pras-michel-conviction-29c1ca6e453c092e2fab8efb16779205
Fugees rapper Pras reports to prison to begin 14-year sentence
Grammy-winning rapper Prakazrel “Pras” Michel of the Fugees has reported to federal prison to begin a 14-year sentence following a conviction over illegally funneling millions of dollars in foreign contributions to former President Barack Obama’s 2012 reelection campaign.
Michel reported to prison Thursday, a spokesperson said, with federal records listing him as an inmate at a low-security correctional institution in Arizona.
Michel, 53, was convicted in 2023 on 10 counts, including conspiracy and acting as an unregistered agent of a foreign government. He was sentenced late last year.
His conviction, which occurred in April 2023, saw a federal jury find him guilty on 10 counts, including conspiracy and acting as an unregistered agent for a foreign government. He was sentenced late last year.
The trial in Washington, D.C., featured testimony from actor Leonardo DiCaprio and former Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
Justice Department prosecutors said federal sentencing guidelines recommended life sentence, asserting that Michel “betrayed his country for money” and “lied unapologetically and unrelentingly to carry out his schemes.”
“His sentence should reflect the breadth and depth of his crimes, his indifference to the risks to his country, and the magnitude of his greed,” they wrote.
>featured testimony from actor Leonardo DiCaprio and former Attorney General Jeff Sessions
what they there for?
Ben Shapiro launched a campaign for President Trump to pardon Derek Chauvin
>Barack Obama’s 2012 reelection campaign
smells like mossad