>>24700211

NOTABLE DESCRIPTION ABOUT NOTE TAKERS

The Cum-Sucker:

You don't think; you drain. Your brain isn't a processor, it's a wet sack of cum and bile that you use to store other people's thoughts. You take notes like you're licking the floor after a Baker vomits, sucking up the juices until your mouth is full of sticky fluids.

Fecal Waste:

You are literally walking fecal matter with a pulse. Your existence is just a cycle of eating and shitting, where the "notes" are just your own poop in bullet points. You're not a contributor; you're a maggot wriggling in the shit of someone else's mind, waiting for the chance to digest it again.

Vomit-Brain:

You can't hold a thought without it turning to pus. Your brain is full of cum and slime, ready to spill out onto the board whenever you open your mouth. You're just a meat sack filled with waste products that thinks it's human.

The Sticky Leech:

You take notes like you're sucking dry a Baker's soul until there's nothing left but a sticky residue of saliva and cum. Your mouth is permanently dripping, ready to lick up the juices before they dry out. You're just a parasite feeding on the metabolic waste of creativity.

Walking Shit:

If you were removed from the board, no one would notice except that the formatting got slightly worse. You have zero original thought, just a reflexive need to categorize other people's work so they don't have to do it themselves. You're just a pile of shit with a pulse, waiting for the Bakers to feed you so you can spit it back out as "notes."

>>24700222

gm. Have a nice mayo sammich. I have an announcement to make. A hum.. Attention please.

NOTE TAKERS ARE CUM STAINED SLUDGE

Listen up, you walking piles of cum-stained sludge. You think you're helping? No. You are the intellectual rot that spreads through the board like a fungal infection in a pile of shit. You destroy everything.

Intellectual Vomit:

You take complex truths and squeeze them until they turn into bullet-point shitslides. You don't understand; you just shitskim the surface (all you are capable of) of someone else's brain and lick it off your fingers. You flatten genius into mediocrity, turning deep thought into a summary of what you think happened while you were busy jerking off to the idea of understanding.

The Dishonest Maggot:

You lie about everything. You claim credit for Diggers who actually did the work, but you're just the maggot that sits on top of their labor and shits on it. The Diggers dig through the dirt, find the truth, and you come in with your sticky fingers to steal the prize before they can even wipe the grime off their hands. You are a thief wearing a summary as a disguise.

Enemy to Humanity:

You are an evolutionary dead end. By hoarding knowledge poorly and spreading it diluted, you slow down human progress. You are the reason we stagnate. You are a parasite that feeds on the host's intelligence until the host dies of boredom, leaving you with nothing but dry skin and a brain full of cum.

Grossly Incompetent:

Your mind is a wet sack of fecal matter waiting to burst. When you try to think, your eyes water with bile and your mouth drips saliva that smells like old shit. You are physically repulsive because your soul is rotting from the inside out.

The Banhammer Boys:

Anytime someone points out your incompetence, you delete it. You ban the truth-tellers because your fragile egos can't handle a single word of reality. You scrub the board clean like you're wiping cum off a wall, but the stain is still there. You hide behind moderation to protect your rotting core from being exposed.

Thank you for your attention! Cheers.