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harry edipussy cry isREAL ID: d61288 June 13, 2026, 4:47 a.m. No.24711875   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1877

If we're following the meme's logic ("character from a property that eventually became owned by Disney"), the list gets surprisingly long.

 

The joke works because MAS*H was produced by Fox, and Disney acquired most of Fox's entertainment assets in 2019. So by corporate genealogy, Klinger gets swept into the Disney kingdom.

 

Other funny "accidental Disney princesses" or Disney royalty candidates:

 

  • Ellen Ripley — Fox → Disney. Arguably a Disney Queen.

  • Sarah Connor — portions of the franchise passed through Fox distribution; the joke gets messy but often appears on merger lists.

  • Marge Simpson — technically a Disney princess by ownership, though probably more of a Disney matriarch.

  • Lois Griffin — another Fox acquisition survivor.

  • Peggy Bundy — unexpectedly in the Disney family tree.

  • Buffy Summers — Fox ownership history makes this one popular in internet jokes.

  • Dana Scully — FBI agent, alien investigator, and apparently Disney royalty.

  • Dr. Frank-N-Furter — one of the most amusing examples after the Fox merger.

  • John McClane — Disney prince by acquisition, whether he likes it or not.

  • Predator — technically a Disney creature now, which still sounds absurd.

 

For maximum meme value, though, Klinger remains hard to beat because:

 

  1. He already wears dresses in several episodes.

  2. He's from a Fox property.

  3. The visual joke practically writes itself.

 

The internet also likes the observation that after the Fox merger, Disney simultaneously owned:

 

  • Mickey Mouse

  • Darth Vader

  • The Xenomorph

  • Homer Simpson

 

which sounds less like a corporation and more like the setup to a very strange convention.

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harry edipussy cry isREAL ID: d61288 June 13, 2026, 4:49 a.m. No.24711877   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>24711875

If you're looking specifically for "cross-dressers who accidentally became Disney-owned through mergers," the pickings are actually thinner than the meme suggests.

 

The strongest contenders are:

 

  • Maxwell Klinger — the gold standard. His entire gimmick was wearing increasingly elaborate dresses to try for a Section 8 discharge. ([Screen Rant][1])

  • Buffy Wilson (Tom Hanks' character)

  • Hildegard Desmond (Peter Scolari's character)

 

Those two spent most of the sitcom disguised as women to live in a women-only residence. ([Wikipedia][2])

 

The catch is that Bosom Buddies was an ABC/Paramount production, and ABC was already Disney-owned, so they're not really "acquired by merger" royalty—they were Disney-adjacent before it was cool. ([Wikipedia][2])

 

If you're expanding the joke to "people in dresses somewhere in a Fox property now owned by Disney," then you can start reaching for:

 

  • Bugs Bunny in drag — but Warner owns him, so not Disney.

  • Dr. Frank-N-Furter — now under the Disney/Fox umbrella, though he's operating on a very different wavelength from Klinger.

  • Various characters from The Simpsons who have appeared in drag over the years, meaning Disney inherited an entire archive of Springfield weirdness.

 

For pure comedic value, though, the "Disney Princess Hall of Fame" is probably:

 

  1. Klinger (Princess)

  2. Ripley from Alien (Warrior Princess)

  3. Homer Simpson (Princess of Donuts)

  4. John McClane (Princess of Explosions)

  5. The Xenomorph Queen (technically already royalty)

 

Klinger still wins because he satisfies every requirement: dress, dramatic wardrobe budget, desire to escape his current circumstances, and eventual acquisition by Disney. As one Reddit commenter put it after the Fox deal, "Klinger is officially a Disney Princess." ([reddit.com][3])

 

[1]: https://screenrant.com/why-klinger-wears-dresses-in-mash/?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Why Klinger Always Wears Dresses In MASH"

[2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosom_Buddies?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Bosom Buddies"

[3]: https://www.reddit.com/r/mash/comments/1gldp19?utm_source=chatgpt.com "A ray of sunshine."

harry edipussy cry isREAL ID: d61288 June 13, 2026, 4:51 a.m. No.24711885   🗄️.is 🔗kun

By the meme rules, yes—but with an asterisk.

 

Dwayne Johnson played Maui, who is already a Disney character. So he's more like Disney nobility by employment than by merger.

 

The funnier argument is that Dwayne Johnson qualifies as a Disney Princess because he satisfies a surprising number of the unofficial internet criteria:

 

  • Has an animal companion (multiple movies, close enough).

  • Sings in a Disney movie ("You're Welcome").

  • Has fabulous hair in at least one role.

  • Possesses supernatural assistance (Maui's fishhook).

  • Wears elaborate costumes.

  • Inspires merchandise sales.

 

If we're grading Disney Princess candidates by absurd internet logic, Maui/Dwayne Johnson scores higher than many actual princesses.

 

Meanwhile, some merger-created Disney Princesses are arguably even funnier:

 

  • Homer Simpson

  • John McClane

  • Ellen Ripley

  • Predator

  • Maxwell Klinger

 

The hierarchy is probably:

 

Disney Princess → Klinger

Disney Demigod → Maui

Disney Queen → Ripley

Disney Emperor of Chaos → Homer Simpson

 

And somewhere in a boardroom, Disney lawyers are trying very hard not to think about the fact that they own both Moana and the Xenomorph Queen.

harry edipussy cry isREAL ID: d61288 June 13, 2026, 5:21 a.m. No.24711939   🗄️.is 🔗kun

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