So as far as I can tell ancient aliens are real and they came here and created us to be their slave race. they are fucking retarded and were all like"We're going to be the opposite of God and in doing so become Gods ourselves." So they decided that they'd do that by using their advanced technology to confuse us with lies and horseshit. They have powerful AI's and other dumb stuff that allows them to change their appearance at will. They suck and are super gay pedophile assholes and vampires. They've spent the entirety of human history colluding with retards that wanted money and power and made them kings. These people are the guardians of the secret. But they have to sacrifice children and other shit to them to remain part of the gay hive-mind. They suck and are about to lose. God wins. Suck it gay aliens.