The rich land owner with a bodacious wife who wears yoga shorts came to Je Suis and asked, how do I get to go to heaven? (Now mind you the rich fella follows the commandments and still asks Jesus)

Jesus says, simple, stick to your religion, it seems to be working. The Rich land owner with the Banger old lady says, I do!

Jesus then says, okay, then scrap it. Ditch that shit and come and learn My way.

The rich land owner looks back at his F150 and his tight wife and his 15 acres and that side by side and says, nah. No thanks.

Jesus looks at his boys and say, it’s easier to get a fat chick to quit taquitos, then it is to change a man’s beliefs.

Love ya bud