Thank You Baker
Tender loving feels?
Was that really just some Gundam suit somebody was "trying out"?
Not all that into porkchops myself, just don't like the consistency of the meat, not some ideological concern. I do remember liking applesauce with it though when I was younger.
Tell them they need to use the right language or risk spreading misinformation. The staff of Hermes is about serpents riding up the spine starting at the coccyx.