I'm surprised that Quantum Postman Russell isn't in here tonight taking a victory lap.
Yes, I know that part is real. The fake and gay part is that it was not posted here like it should have been. They say no outside comms and then do this retarded shit.
Sex is for weaklings. I'm holding out for impregnating one of the aliens.
Why not just do it for real and avoid the uh oh stinky? Is this a revolutionary question or are the standards really that low now?
Right, so the white house is faggot. Roger. It has been most of my life so this isn't a great evolutionary jump for me to make. Be adaptable, they said. It'll be fun, they said.