Relative to Questionable
2:1
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2 in hand is worth 1 at the beach
The beach's full of beatches with bushes, no?
The young bull says, "Let's run down there and fuck a cow!"
The old bull says, "No, let's walk down and fuck them all."
2, 3, 4, just passing over that, what's it called..?
PUSSY
Ask any dude. Passing up righteous, strings free fucking
You never danced on a table in a restaurant for me
Caption:
Boss is telling Tattoo to trust.
You can tell by the dubious look on Tattoo's face that the consistency of the flan must remain gelatenous yet creamy.
Last time i trusted a bitch…
2 spanish
2 swedish
1 austrian
1 venetian
1 country ho
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Off top. For, yewe?
Families? STFU
Australian stripper wouldnt have gotten any even without you
Moved my job
HS sweety waiting for me in drunken slutery, you know how ungrateful you are
Defer to Ewe is a sure loss
Youve always been slow on the uptake
NEVERAGAIN
All's fair in love and war
Ho
Why put off til tomorrow what can be done today?