Rumor has it Trump renovated the white house because of all the anal sex the obama's had.

Obama's are butt fucking jungle bunnies.

There was a lot of anal sex going on in Hussein's white house. Rumor has it that Trump had every curtain and mattress thrown away before moving there.

Joan Rivers:

Everyone knows Michelle Obama has a penis.

Rumor has it Michael use to wipe his ass on the curtains at the white house after anal sex.